A creepy stalker who is obsessive, over protective, controlling, annoying, rude, selfish, stupid/dumb/unintelligent, manwhore, SUCKS at comebacks... (: all in all...he is a dumb ass!!
AND a horrible boyfriend!
AND a horrible boyfriend!
Jordan: I didnt cheat on you! you just found that girls tank top in my car by accident! its all an illusion!!
Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time
Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.
Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.
Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time
Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.
Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.
by ihatejordan December 28, 2009
Get the Jordanmug. by Everyone whos every pulled a jordan November 12, 2006
Get the Jordanmug. by Cheabiotch November 3, 2009
Get the Jordanmug. by JayBeeBeatch September 26, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. 
Jordan (n)- The act of signing out without responding to a question relating to a person's phone number.
this usally happens when someone hits alt F4 to avoid answering the question, equal to being rejected.
this usally happens when someone hits alt F4 to avoid answering the question, equal to being rejected.
person A "I was talking to sally last night and right as i asked her nymber, she pulled a jordan!"
person B "haha serves you right, you creeper."
person B "haha serves you right, you creeper."
by GeorgexOrwell February 13, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. A whore's hat trick.
Step 1. Find three guys who know each other and each have a girlfriend.
Step 2. Screw each guy without his girlfriend finding out.
Step 3. Make sure none of the guys know they all screwed the same girl.
Step 1. Find three guys who know each other and each have a girlfriend.
Step 2. Screw each guy without his girlfriend finding out.
Step 3. Make sure none of the guys know they all screwed the same girl.
Clara was pulling a Jordan on Mark, Jeff, and Joey, until Mark's girl caught on and tagged Clara's car "SLUT".
by DuckSucka! January 30, 2009
Get the Jordanmug.