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Lil Jon

1. Crazy Motherfuckin' dirty CRUNKER
2. Crazy 'n' Drunk
3. Southern crazy rapper
1. Yooooooooo this is da MOTHERFUCKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN' KING of CRUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

2. This is yo boy lil jon, lil bo 'n' big sam, and we do da motherfuckinnnnnnn' kingggg of crunkkkkk--------------------
by ytt December 31, 2007
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Jon Higgins

Part of Swishahouse in early time. Has connections with Paul Wall and Chamillionaire.
Jon Higgins was freestylin it with Paul Wall.
by Sexy Kid June 24, 2006
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Don Jon

When you lose your boner because you're more addicted to porn and can keep a boner while watching porn.
"Don't Don Jon on me!"

"Did you just Don Jon?"

"Whoops I'm Don Jonning."
by Don jon August 28, 2014
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Jon

A Jon is a person with great levels of responsibility. Jons are name dropped daily when people want to sound important or knowledgeable. If you know a Jon, consider yourself blessed.

Jons are bosses of all the bosses. They don’t f*ck around. Jons are probably best known for their informative, lengthy emails. Jon emails remind people how to do their jobs. The best part of a Jon email is the ending because Jons often try to make these funny. Jon worshippers will read the final paragraph of a Jon email and smile or laugh before they set out doing ‘Jons work’ for the day.

Strengths: Jons make everyone feel listened to and important. Jons like to bring people together for the greater good. Jons fight for the vulnerable or disadvantaged. Jons are not afraid to row with people when necessary. Jons can wing a PowerPoint zoom like an absolute pro.

Weaknesses: Jons have a terrible sense of humour. They like dad jokes and toilet humour and will persist with a bad joke even if nobody laughs.

Warnings: Jons have a penchant for brutally bringing people down when the need arises. Don’t piss a Jon off, you may well live to regret it. Jons can be savage, unforgiving and moody.
“Oh my daiz! Did you see today’s Jon email?! He is so funny! His emails are the light of my life and I simply cannot function without them. I particularly love it when he posts dud links on purpose! His comedy genius knows no bounds!”

“Yea I saw it but I just skipped to the JonJoke at the end like I always do. Did he have anything important to say? I’d better go back and read it again or he might get moody”
by SoSuaveNobody March 25, 2021
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jon clod van damn

while receiving head, wrap ur legs around her neck causing her to suficate and pass out, later waking up with a mouthful of semen
he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn
by maxir colona June 12, 2009
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Jon

Someone who doesn't know what's up.
Bills is a very jon boy.
by Eddydadzie August 24, 2017
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Jon

Complete faggot. First recorded case of Down syndrome, now named Jon syndrome
We got another kid with Jon syndrome. They just keep appearing.
by Jon is shit May 13, 2018
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