JDub

A short way to say "I'm going to take a shyte". Named after one of the FunkNastiest shyters of all time, Brotha JDub.

"After I ate that Mexican food, it's time for a solid JDub".

by The Guvna June 24, 2003

J'd

The prefix for the shortened term to masturbate, eliminating the word jerk or jack. (past tense) Can also be used as j-off'd.

"Then what happenned?"
"I j'd off in his sisters underwear drawer then bounced."
"Fresh."

by Senor_Toast September 28, 2005

w.w.j.d.

"WHO would jesus do?", a video game. You are jesus, you walk into a frat party, and you see a bunch of partiers. Men, woman, and others. You must decide, correctly, which of the partiers jesus would "do". Is it the Brittney Spears lookalike or the clearly gay guy? Or both? You decide.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, what're you playin'?"
Dede B: "W.W.J.D. Which of these hotties you think jesus yould do?"

by Frank Buchanan October 22, 2007

B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

JDM

Jaw drop moment

You hear gossip like .... your friend cheats on her boyfriend with her bffs boyfriend... JDM. You never saw that coming

by trickyricky123456789 October 21, 2016

JDM

JDM is an abreviation for Japanese Domestic Market. It is also now used as slang in the central florida area to describe many things. You can used the term "JDM" in place of the word "cool", "tight", and other slang stupid words.

Mark and Dave are the most JDM MR2 owners ever. Just ask your mom.

Honda Civics with nitrous, altezza tail lights, and ground effects are not very JDM.

by JDMark February 8, 2004

JDA

Just dicking around.

"Go ahead and give me a call I'm JDA."

by You Would Say That March 15, 2010