Jared

Jared's are short but are absolutely packing my guy

Look there is a Jared he is so cool.

by didurmom42069 July 6, 2022

Jared

A man of color. A man who ethnicity is African. A dark skin toned male.

Wow that is one dark Jared.

by bizzeb June 7, 2021

Jared

A man of color. A man who ethnicity is African. A dark skin toned male.

Wow that is one dark Jared.

by bizzeb June 7, 2021

Jared

A guy who pees on something to make art.

“Is that Jared? What did he draw this time?”

by Cheeeztordee December 29, 2021

Jared Reeves

A bitch ass who’s parents buy him everything who can’t say shit to people’s face because he knows he’ll get his ass kicked

I am Jared Reeves

by Fuckjaredreeves June 11, 2018

Jared

Jared, the nephew of el caca.
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii

Walter: JARED I WANT MY COFFEE
jared: here you go.
Walter:JARED YOU DUMB FUCK YOU MESSED UP BADLY

by Le chat sexy October 24, 2022

Jared

A fellow Persian who is silky smooth.

He sure seems like a Jared.

by Suzy Slow Stitch January 14, 2021