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Jake

A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
Please don’t jake me
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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Jake

Jake is the cutest, sweetest, most adorable guy you’ll ever meet. It would be extremely hard not to have a crush on him. If you’re friends, he will always be there for you. He always sticks up for people, and doesn’t even let his friends be rude about someone. He is super laid back, but also outgoing, funny, and smart. His smile is extremely adorable and his laugh is contagious. It’s hard to be sad around Jake.
Person 1: Hey see that guy over there? He’s extremely cute, don’t you think?
Person 2: Yeah he is, his name is probably Jake.
by hugallurfriends April 14, 2019
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Jake

frickin hot man. trust me, hes mine and hes a cutie patootie and will always be there for youuu
dang that jake is one hot man
by mxmi October 19, 2018
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jake

a guy thats always confused who has different personalities.He lies about lots so u will love him and he looks like a bunny and a dog.
a jake is all girls want besides the fact that hes a jerk.
by thepersonthatcauseda break January 8, 2017
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Jake

eats buggers and pees in school sinks
bruh he’s such a jake
by cuteassoverthinker December 27, 2019
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Jake

Girl #1: Ugh that boy used me only for sex!

Girl #2: Well I did warn you about Jakes
by Weirdest_Casper August 28, 2017
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Jake

Damn Jake, why you simpin so hard?”
by Jakeisasimp123 February 19, 2020
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