What the balls

Less severe way of saying "What the fuck" or "What the hell". Used to express confusion, shock, or frustration. Also used on the Internet in it's acronym form "WTB".

Ex. "Can you believe that Steve and Ashley hung out last night?" "What the balls? No way dude!"

or "What the balls is that?!"

or "What the balls is taking you so long?"

by Wimsyy March 1, 2011

What the Truck

also means what the fuck

Yo what the truck are you doing

by Cockhead September 10, 2003

what's crackin'?

A greeting, synonymous with greetings such as "What's going on?"

Hey man, what's crackin'?

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

Whats The Haploid?

Another way of saying “What’s up?”, “What’s the move?”, or “What’s happenin’?”

“Hey man! Whats the haploid?”
“Not much. How ‘bout you?”

by Swanky Cookie March 27, 2019

What the breeks

A quirky and PC version of the ejaculative "what the fuck?"

Teagan: yo! why am I finding out TODAY that we have a 16 year old half-sibling?!
Morgan: what the breeks?!

by teagansister August 4, 2021

what a niceee

A way of showing excitement on a very large scale!

Wooow! what a niceee !!!

by IDC_IL_MABE June 30, 2022

hell the what

If someone says this, they are asking you:

" What the hell are you what the helling?"

Person: WHAT THE HELL?!

Another person: Hell the what?

by whomst'd've'ly'yaint July 6, 2018