Leaning Tower of Pat

It is similar to the Eiffel Tower position except one male participant has a broken leg and can’t stand so it is forced to be leaned over.
Got invited to a 3-way for an Eiffel Tower last night but with my broken leg we had to do the Leaning Tower of Pat instead. Great alternative!
by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020
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Part-Time Pat

Someone who is a full-time employee but always late and leaving early, as if they were part-time
Part-Time Pat: “Okay, see you guys, I’m heading home”
Colleague: “But its 2:45 PM?”
by Jrice181 March 22, 2022
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Red Skin Pat

Ayo Red Skin Pat come here ya bloody wank.
by Aspironix December 13, 2019
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pat-smear

the amount of butter used when it's a little less than a pat but more than a smearing.
This recipe called for a "dot" of butter - is that nearer to a pat or a smearing; if it's in the middle, I suppose a dot is a pat-smear?
by Aged In Wisdom February 4, 2017
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side-pat-hug

The sideways semi-hug followed by a pat on the shoulder when a guy is trying to leave a girl and an awkward situation.
Although Chad is usually a man of many words, in his attempt to let her down softly, he gave the side-pat-hug at the door before he split.
by trust me, baby September 7, 2006
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Creepy Pat On The Back

Creepy Pat On The Back- A pat on the back that lingers there longer than necessary, and then as it brushes off, it brushes across the whole shoulder blade.
Creepy Pat On The Back- Then the female gym teacher gave the girl a "Creepy Pat On The Back" as she congratulated her. The girl was scared.
by TheMaskedGiverOfCreepyPats February 27, 2009
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