danny issues

Like Daddy issues, but instead stems from being abandoned by or not getting enough love from a Danny.

girl: "... it was amazing. I'm glad he visited, even if it was for just two weeks. Hope he comes back soon..."
boyfriend: "Babe, you've got some major Danny issues."

by femalenorway February 26, 2018

butler issues

Issues similar to mommy issues or daddy issues, but specifically an attraction to those who show affection in an overly polite way, and who show affection using acts of service. (One of the five love languages.) Many people with butler issues have had trauma regarding others lacking kindness or doing things for them. An attraction to gloves or hands is also often found in many people with butler issues. An attraction to elegant fashion, especially suits or tuxedos, is also usually prevalent.

She had clear butler issues, since the only mildly attractive thing about him was the way he did things for her at her beck and call.

by yeeyeeeyeofatiger January 1, 2021

Grandmommy Issues

Basically the same thing as mommy or daddy issues but with one(or more) of your grandmas. Often you feel disregarded or uncared for by them or they have caused some sort of other trauma(s)

Jimothy: Dude I think i have Grandmommy issues?

Robert: What makes you say that?
Jimothy: My grandma doesn’t seem to truly love me. I don’t think she has ever said anything nice to me but says it’s “because she cares”.

by ali412was March 31, 2024

Chronic issues

The need to smoke that good kush or "chronic"

Can't even fly on a plane with my brother, he's got chronic issues, needs to smoke every hour on the hour

by kelsd October 31, 2015

Macroeconomic issues

What mega billionaire CEOs say when their business starts losing money because of incompetent decisions during a recession.

I take FULL responsibility for making this decision. But unfortunately 1100 of you have to be laid off because of macroeconomic issues.

by public2 November 12, 2022

Skill issue

Is bad at something

Sounds like a skill issue

by Hamliz September 27, 2023

issue

colloquial term for a lawsuit or other problem

Lloyd Banks said in his song featuring Avant, "If they pull us over, I'll be out of town with an issue."

by Coop Dupe January 8, 2020