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cave pig

a person that masterbateswith large objects shoved up their ass to help themself get off.
I walked in on John being a cave pig.
by Ralph Feltcher June 21, 2006
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cave slave

A slave to the cave; one who guards select caves for all eternity; every full moon a light been emits from their bums revealing the hidden secrets of the cave.
"Did you see that bright light?" "Yeah! It's a full moon, it must be the cave slave revealing the hidden secrets of the cave."
by shewhodanceswithbongs September 4, 2016
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Face Cave

Shut your face cave!

I can't wait to shovel this pad thai into my face cave.
by ThesauRoss April 29, 2010
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Searching the Cave

The act of inserting your entire body into someones vagina along with a full camera crew in order to inspect and grade its value, and accurately judge if it can handle your gargantuan cock. Also a term for rectal exams in which the doctor is a homosexual pervert and has a poop fetish.
I'm a pro at searching the cave, if you need any help.
by the_grundle_fondler July 13, 2018
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Cave Dank

The recognizable, unique smell in a night club that blasts you in the face when you enter. It's a cocktail aroma of perfume, cologne, breath, alcohol, smoke, soapy sweat, body odor, and pheromones -- all mixed together and cooled by the A/C that blows it throughout the enclosed space and out the front door.
The powerful stench of cave dank emanates from every night club on 5th and E St.
by The Gideon Lion July 30, 2021
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Cave Connector

A Bi Female who has been deeply penetrated by a male character and then has lesbian intercourse with another female who also has been deeply penetrated before lesbian intercourse
-Hey, bro did you hear that Jenny is single now?
-Ya man I know, but word on the street is that she’s a huuugeee cave connector though.
by Don’t worry about it (; January 6, 2019
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tiff-cave

named after a girl by the name of Tiffany that I know): personal space where people go when they like rejecting modern technology
Please don't go back to your tiff-cave, intergrate into the modern world.
by Sexydimma March 7, 2017
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