spoon state

A State of tiredness so high that you can actually feel symptoms of intoxication.

"I was so tired last night that I actually thought that an episode of friends was funny, I must've been in a spoon state"

by kroizer March 5, 2018

spoon state

A state of laughing so hard, you laugh at basically anything said to you.
It is called spoon state because people often check if youre in that state by saying "spoon" and seeing if you laugh

man 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
man 2: why?
man 1: to get to the other side
man 2 laughs hysterically
stops laughing
man 1: spoon.
man 2 starts laughing again and dies
(man 2 is in spoon state)

by noyza June 17, 2020

spoon-guistics

The understanding of how a Spoon talks and its usage of words.

Norther Va

Spoon "man i could go for a Flawaffle right about now."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."

by Irenical May 6, 2011

spoon toes

Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.

Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekt June 4, 2021

spoon jockey

Someone who be going against they race and shit.

Chris Chan is a spoon jockey white boy

by LordSillyNipples June 24, 2020

Spoon Recovery

When you're sad, ill, lonely or cold getting into the spooning position with someone will solve everything & make you feel better.

Two people in bed
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.

Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better

by Paula Harris September 11, 2013

Spoon me

To engage in the act of Spooning

One says to their partner, 'Spoon me'. Phrase is often used during winter nights.

by Marty Broon October 22, 2008