Hoe

Basically just be Brian Malone and have a bunch of kids. Oh and don't ever do anything on time..even when money is involved. Just don't do it...and if you decide to do it, put the wrong date. But even with that..take at least 4 weeks to correct it. One last thing..your hairline can not be straight and you must be secretly in love with Sam Holdson.

Hi my name is Hoe, but people call me Brian for short.

by b malone February 14, 2017

Hoe

one that makes boyfriend applications and goes out of their way to ruin a relationship

that hoe always wants to be the center of attention

by fukhardystyles June 1, 2016

Hoe

1. A woman who is constantly on every guys dick
2. Flirts with every guy she sees in eye sight
3. Gets in between him or hers relationship

4. Loosely with her body

5. Throws herself on me

Wow look at that hoe by this time shes been on maybe every guys dick.

by Dont be a hoe May 8, 2016

Hoe

A bitch who tries stealing everybody's man. Dont be a hoe, stay in your lane.

Damn she's a hoe.

by DACUTIE123456 July 24, 2016

Hoe

Girls who cry over Justin Bieber and are literally obsessed with him. And have kissed millions of dudes!!!

Audreye: you are a hoe for the beibs

Arleene: I am a hoe for the beibs and the beibs only🤤🥵
Audreye: that’s a lie we all know what you did😆🤭

by Itzzzmeeee December 9, 2019

Hoe

A person who is in a relationship with more than one man even though they are in a relationship, their actual partner may or may not know.

Person A: did you know that the singer of Death Zone hit on me yesterday?
Person B: isn't he engaged to the guitarist?
Person A: yeah I think he's an absolute hoe.

by NotLucaTheGhost March 10, 2021

hoes before hoes

The homosexual version of the phrase hoes before bros. To prioritize your female friends before your relationship with another girl.

Stevia: Gee Christine, I sure love spending time with my new girlfriend Jenny! She is so sweet and strong and caring!

Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??

by Updated Magic February 5, 2017