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something me, and you probably need right now. a hug would be nice. now i really want a hug. but it would be akward to ask for one.
"i really need some help right about now"
by VerySmartPersonWhoKnowsWords October 28, 2021
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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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someone help this website

this is used when a website is so far gone it has two sides the good one and bad side
someone help this website, the urban dictionary they have too many weirdos and maybe gooners
by Ivebeentraumatizedfromthis web November 20, 2025
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Help

“R&B music is my favorite, it gives me a spiritual awakening
“I listen to a lot of genres”
“help”
by 8009140 Logic August 8, 2022
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help

need of help
send help I keep looking up words on the fucking website
by jeffthekittey September 19, 2020
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help

You’re dumb that you don’t know what help is just type it it’s not that hard Bitch
YOU LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHAT HELP MEANS
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