GuyCo.

A highly promoted and financed auto insurance company that cleverly lures the prospective customer to "check us out and save some money".

Have you checked out GuyCo for your automotive insurance needs? No.

by Annoyed viewer and/or listener January 27, 2004

scumbags vs. guidos

the tension between guidos and scumbags in certain schools. guidos are obviously short cut hair, ed hardy wearing, club going people with big egos. in this case a scumbag is as flanel wearing, dip spitting, bigger egos, kid who does not give a fuck and in regular society is considered disgusting.

In allentown high school, the scumbags hate the guidos. Can anyone say scumbags vs. guidos?

by fuckyouscumbag August 1, 2011

guido

flawless authentic a female that has the total package wifey material
everything in the right place big tits big ass thick thighs and not sloppy

damn you see that chick walking up the street thats guido.

by spokesman for 105 July 27, 2005

guido

Italian male usually from Jersey or New York. Fist pumping hotties! EVeryone loves a jersey boy and the female verison; guidettes. Puffed/ Spiked up hair, wife beaters and tight designer jeans. NEW JERSEY, WE GO HARD!!!!

"Anyone hitting up surf club tonight? AKA home for the qudio?"

"Yeah man i'll be there".. guido

by jerseybabie November 8, 2009

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

guido tuxedo

Denim on denim. Namely a denim jacket coupled with denim pants. The jacket can be worn buttoned or unbuttoned but buttoned looks more official.

Dude, what's with the guido tuxedo? 1980 called and wants its outfit back.

by eerie December 22, 2004

Guido

A word that has no limitations, and the only synonym for this word is guido itself. This is a word that can be used in any sentence at any time replacing any part or grammer, and can be used as an exuse whenever.

Dave you drank the hole fucking thing!?

..guido

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