Getting Jesused

Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.

Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED

bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.

by Lionspirit February 4, 2013

Get a johab

Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".

Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.

Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.

by dreepos March 30, 2023

Get long

Slang for getting drunk.

Ayo bro, wanna get long later tonight?

by userhandlegoeshere October 20, 2021

getting dilled

When a guy receives double penetration from two women wearing strap-ons.

Guy 1: Did you see those girls that Dan went home with last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was probably just getting dilled.
Guy 1: Haha! Yeah what a pussy!

by dirty_bronson December 5, 2010

Getting in 1

Getting in 1 implies severe intoxication. Also can include chew. beauties will understand

jakes getting in 1 right now, he's been booting for the past hour, probably cause of that kodiak he tossed in. kid's a hoss

by ogbigfernie August 28, 2018

Get Lip

The term for kissing when he/she is an 8.7234 or above.

You guys may be good at pong, but did you get lip last night? Didn’t think so.

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss July 5, 2021

GET NOSCOPED

The most legendary gamer term of all time, tased on for generations from our fathers and his fathers before him... This term is the most sought after, epic, and boss term of all time. Having the honor to use this is beyond none other. The shiver that runs up your spine lets you know, that you just hit that shot, you were recording, and your friends were watching you. This term however, is very overused, it saddens the community when an 8-year-old squeaker shouts this from the rooftops as he plunges off a building. This term has not been used in centuries, it is gone but not forgotten.

Over voice chat.

<swagsnipes420> THATS RIGHT!!! GET NOSCOPED!!!

<HotAndIcy> never tarnish that slogan you imbecile

<ReadEmAndWeep> please no
<goldforall> never forget...

by PolishDom November 4, 2020