Titty Rubbing Gash Poker

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Titty Rubbing Gash Poker

You call somone on the phone and there line is engaged you'd say.
"Jesus fuck, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
or
Friend 1: "You manage to get through to them?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"

by jiz master zer0 February 27, 2008

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

glass gash

The result when you light up someone who has a sandy vagina.

I lit up Yang this week in fantasy football and turned his sandy vagina into a glass gash.

by CrashNBernie October 23, 2019

That’s On Gashe

This phrase is used when something is surprising or in replacement of saying “that’s on god”. Similar to on jebena

Abdu: I got a 100 on history test i feel so smart

Temsegen: And That’s on Gashe!

by Throw it back lyds December 26, 2019

gash mouth

The shape a female mouth takes upon being informed of something she does not appreciate.

Yo that bitch had the meanest gash mouth when dan told her to suck him off.

by Kingtasty January 6, 2018

Paws in the Gash

When a man sticks his fingers inside a womens cavity

Hey DJ did Trevor stick his paws in the gash

by Jaysean Derullo March 11, 2011

throat-gash

throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection

Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41” telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash

by Sutty9 December 27, 2018