A full goondie is what a man with erectile disfunction calls his penis when it is as erect as he can get it.
Woman: Can't you get it up?
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra
by JerseyDevil99 November 16, 2013
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Get the gob-full mug.To go the extra step in stupidity to reach a point where your friends think you are mentally challenged.
"So we were on a boat playing a game of "What's Odds" when grant went Full Danson and had to do a Butt Chugg"
by TruckerSaurus October 11, 2016
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The girl has her own money, her own bank account, that's about all that's original about her. She's plain full of shit.
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Get the Full jenga mug."Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.
If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.
If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.
In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."
If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.
If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.
In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."
From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."
In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"
"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."
In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"
"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"
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