Fuck Me up the Goat Ass

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.

After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"


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An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.
Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!
by ElectroSophie March 29, 2009
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When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af
Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip
by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019
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fuck me and call me sally

A saying used or yelled out loud when you hurt yourself from stupidity.
I opened the cupboard to grab a glass out and as I shut it I pinched my finger so I grabbed my hand and yelled out loud, “FUCK ME AND CALL ME SALLY!” Works like a charm every time!
by jpants24 October 06, 2017
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Butt Fuck Me Sideways

A request made upon the exchange of two camels for eight goats.... this is primarily an exchange made between two incompetent individuals and involves Mia Khalifa at some point in the exchange. This is of economic and political value to citizens of three middle eastern countries; Yemen, Oman, and Jordan -> the dead sea may be enacted to drown the camels
*Says Jesus to his Disciples* I'm running low on Camels, can you butt fuck me sideways?!?
by OZSIMPSON November 12, 2019
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