f'ing friday

The best day of the working week. The day before the weekend begins.

Thank god it's F'ing Friday!

by ukaaay July 14, 2015

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No dinner friday

When you go out for one on Friday straight from work and end up 10 pints deep not knowing what happened

Last night turned into a no dinner Friday down the local boozer!

by Rowey_17 November 22, 2018

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When for some reason a dude comes inside a female by accident and she must take the Morning After pill.

Black Friday is the jackpot sex that follows when the dude empties his testicles inside the female as much as he can until she ingests the Pill.

Brian: man last night my condom broke and i came inside
Jason: so what did you bro?
Brian: i came inside her three more times man!
Jason: Black Friday baby!
Brian: milk up to her eyeballs!!!

"Boyyyyyy I hope my condom breaks so i can black friday that ass"

Jessie: Oh wow honey your skin looks so glowy and shiny omg
Candy: Yeah babe my man went black friday on me last night and now i'm so full of cum my ears are sticky
Jessie: Lucky bitch i wish i got black fridayed last night omg

by DoctorBoneBoy January 27, 2018

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Black Friday

Run. For. Your. Life. YOU WILL DIE IN THE CROWDS OF PEOPLE RUNNING TO GET PS5S AND XBOX SERIES X IF YOU DO NOT BE CAUTIOUS YOU WILL MOST LIKELY GET NOTHING. People camping in front of stores at 1 am! 1 hour in and it's all gone... There are BILLIONS OF SALES ON THIS DREADED DAY! To you, it's a sale day... but to the cashiers it's war...

Black Friday is just around the corner!

by :D iamyt November 23, 2020

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