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free hair

The type of hair you have naturally, not permed, colored, treated, etc. Free hair is preferred because outside of modest priced haircuts and shampoo, there is no cost.
My wife spends $100+ every five to six weeks getting her hair colored. This makes me really mad and I wish that she would just get free hair.
by Mr. Moo Bovine August 26, 2007
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Free Bleeding

When laying down, commonly known as 'posting up' and allowing the blood to flow freely from the vagina. One may also utilize a 'free bleeding blanket' preferably of darker coloring to wrap one's body up much like a burrito. Freeing of the blood also entails putting tissue paper or various paper items up there..anything other than a tampon.
"Give me my free bleeding blanket"
"I just free bled all over you"
"Is that free blood on my face"
by partycr3w February 8, 2013
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Free fire

Totally cringe game but heaven for nerds.
I play free fire game
by NoobingPro April 23, 2021
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cheap as free

(noun): A well known brand name in Free Country USA. The company's main output is toys but products also include Strong Bad's Ab Abber and the packaging for his CD, "Strong Bad Sings and other type hits".
Toys include the "Fire Bert" and "Strong Badman" action figures.
by Bigfatnobody April 30, 2004
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Free Vbucks

It is a scammer, there basically is no free vbucks if you have heard that they are scamming.
'Hey Want some free Vbucks'? 'No, your a scammer'!
by FREEEEEEEE VROBUX June 3, 2018
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free lunch

Hooking up with a girl immediately after she breaks up with her boyfriend, during the 'rebound' period.
You remember that girl we knew from Chem class? I'm gonna get me some free lunch with her today.
by Mankind 1337 April 28, 2008
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free republic

A place where mentally retarded people with internet connections screech all day long about a man who's been out of office for 5 years and the "Liberal Media".

The forum members also get swindled out of millions of dollars a year by someone who's a wee bit less a retard than the members.
Hey Free Republic is having another pledge drive. Looks like Jimbo is upgrading to the S-Class.
by Mark_Chonks April 23, 2006
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