Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.

Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.

by mister bates bites camels January 2, 2011

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foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

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Foot trudger

The person in a crowd or concert who lies on the ground and weaves in between people's feet, in order to get to the front of the crowd, whilst also getting covered in mud.

I hate those foot trudgers, they're always cheating to get to the front!

by MetallicAble January 1, 2014

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when one developes skater muscle to the ankle, professional skaters would have endured it at some early stages of skating, when the ankle swells up from continuous skating, due to the repetitive pushing off hard surfaces, referred to it as ''ramp foot''

Nici ''my ankle is swollen I'm lying in bed with a kankle''
Loz ''no nici you have ramp foot from skating so much''
Nici '' did you make this up?
Loz ''no way its totally ligit'

by Goose egg August 28, 2012

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Foot Mouther

Someone who has a fetish for having feet in their mouth, all they want is feet, all they think about is feet and the one place they want to put the feet. A foot mouther also love having people putting their feet in others mouths

Man: I must be honest with you, please don't bully me
Woman: say what you must
Man: Before we bone each other I must confess I am a foot mouther
Woman: OMG ME TOO, lets be foot mouther's together and suck each others feet.

by toe smasher September 1, 2021

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