Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.

Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.

by mister bates bites camels January 2, 2011

foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

foot gream

when the foot cream goes moldy between your toes

person A: dude my foot is moldy

person B: eww foot gream

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

Boubadoop Foot

Someone with limited co-ordination of their feet in a sporting context, usually whilst playing football (soccer). Inability to control the ball can lead to this insult being used, as will inaccurate wayward shooting and disgraceful yet clumsy scything tackles. Feet can also be unusually large or misshapen, like melons, or breeze blocks.

Clyde : Don't pass to that bell end, he'll just spunk it over the bar. He's such a boubadoop foot.

by mangani May 15, 2009

Foot trudger

The person in a crowd or concert who lies on the ground and weaves in between people's feet, in order to get to the front of the crowd, whilst also getting covered in mud.

I hate those foot trudgers, they're always cheating to get to the front!

by MetallicAble January 1, 2014

foot dogs

feet

"these shoes don't fit my foot dogs"

by totallynotme01 April 1, 2023

foot streamer

Ladyinadress18 is a foot streamer on twitch.tv. She is often talking about the foot orgins and how she came about this lifestyle. She is often refered to as Megan, Mugan, Luds, Ludy.

Who is your favorite foot streamer on twitch?

by NotBlazeFirestormer June 29, 2023