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flower

A person with inherently good qualities (ie they're nice, intelligent, funny) that are definitely not shared with their terrible terrible families.
Person 1: Gee, Sarah Seems Nice...
Person 2: Yeah, but have you talked to her Dad? he's a horrible person
Person 1: Luckily, flowers often grow out of dirt
by ElKapitan April 11, 2011
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Flowbanger

a girl lacrosse player who bangs guys lacrosse players with "flow".
All the girls on the lacrosse team are flowbangers.
by liz khalifa February 24, 2011
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flowblow

Getting a blowjob on a jetski, or any kind of boat.
He was getting a flowblow in the deep blue sea.
by dallasnicole67@shs March 17, 2011
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flowbob

The secret guy code of receiving a 'bj that was so fine it should be a crime'
Guy 1: How'd you get on with that girl last night?
Guy2: Oh man she gave the the sweetest flowbob...
Guy 1: Did you spum in her mouth?
Guy 2: Let's just say she dealt with the problem internally :D
Guy 1: bauss
by Gonnapullaglen123 November 20, 2011
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Flower Plower

A Flower Plower is a person or thing that is ridiculous by definition, and generally destroyer of happiness or well-being
That girl is ridiculous.

What a Flower Plower.
by FLASHtruths March 6, 2013
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Flowdash

Man She Speaking A Mile A Minute. She Got So Much Flowdash
by Flabbergast May 30, 2015
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Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.
" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"
by Nachobidness August 16, 2016
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