english flagship

a combination of a dutch rudder and a german piston

"hey, betty, do you want to get to geather later and do an english flagship with me?"

by lars fredricksen January 9, 2009

extendo-flogger

1.A piece of tubing that usually rides on the back side of a vacuum that can be removed and attached to the vacuum hose. It usually extends out several times to make it able to reach the tops of walls and corners. The extendo-flogger is versatile and can also be used for turning around quickly and whacking a naughty child or animal.
2. any long extendable object with vaguely sexual conotations.

1. I was vacuuming the cobwebs in the corner with my extendo-flogger and suddenly had to reach around and spank the dog who was running off with my sandwich.
2. That man had my extendo-flogger waving it around yelling, "Hey baby, you want a piece of this."

by mageepet January 28, 2009

Clog it and flog it

When something takes more than one person to do and needs to be done, and quick.

Alright dude, let's clog it and flog it.

by duble jay December 8, 2007

Flobster

A Female Lobster

Mike: What's a female lobster called??

Julie: A flobster you twat

by Giggler10000 January 8, 2009

flobster

Fake Lobster. Fish meat seasoned with lobster flavor. A much less expensive variety of lobster.

Kelly makes her lobster bisque with flobster.

by flobster man December 27, 2011

ass flags

when you take a shit and toilet paper gets stuck in your asscrack and you pull your pants up and the toilet paper sticks out your ass and flaps in the wind

my jason, you have nice ass flags today.

by avalez99 October 26, 2011

flobs

flobs are basically the same as the shits!

"hang on, let me just check the toilet for flob stains"

"man i had the flobs really bad lastnight!"

by Soph and Fran April 19, 2008