flat-headed

slow, not smart. Not stupid, just not quick on the uptake.

I closed in for a kiss, but ed was a bit flat-headed and failed to pick up my cue.

by henrysfeelingfine January 5, 2007

Party Flat

Used to describe an area of residence, usually a flat in which a person, and/or their best friend(s) normally early 20's live, where the only thing to do is PARTY HARD!

The flat is often a breeding ground for drunken mishaps and legendary tales of fun times!

Hey Bud, shall we go to the party flat tonight?!

Have you seen Charlotte and Lu's new party flat? It's awesome!

I really want to move out and get a party flat

by PartyCarPartyFlat April 1, 2009

pinch flat

When a hard or semi-hard erection is suddenly made limp by seeing something or someone.

Jimmy was at the drugstore buying condoms and the very thought of the night he had ahead of him had given him an erection. However, at the checkout, Jimmy suddenly experienced a pinch flat when the obese, middle-aged woman at the counter gave him a wink.

by swimswimswim May 10, 2009

Flat Earth Society

Government controlled so called society. There is two online FES site as wwwtheflatearthsociety.org and www.tfes.org and both are under control of government.

It is structured to humiliate believers. Some kind of false flag. For example:
Believer: If there is a space, why don't vacuum affect doesn't swallow all of the atmospher?
Non believer: Fuck you bitch. You have no brain on your head.
Believer: clicks to complaint button and announces the post as "insult".
Mod: Guys, do not fight.

Believer: This stupid is constantly insulting me.
Flat Earth Society Mod: You have taken 1 month ban for insult. (believer has been banned)

by Intikam June 29, 2017

Flat Oner

A term used when people choose to go to bed early and don't go out on nights out with the rest of the house, commonly misunderstood as an insult this is a term which has no maliciousness behind it.

Examples of a flat oner would include the girls in flat one, Rebecca, Jo, Gabriella, Charlotte and Kirsteen

by house 37 January 19, 2011

flat top drop

It's the woman's version of the the tea bag drop. When a woman is laying on her back and the other woman places her vagina on that woman's face.

After basketball practice I'm going to flat top drop Linda.

by DErekd March 6, 2014

B Flat Clarinet

A b flat clarinet is the main kind of clarinet. It is in the key of B flat, that is why it is called a B flat clarinet. It has 22-28 keys and the embouchure or way you blow into the instrument, is very difficult to learn. Clarinet is very fun, and there is a Bass Clarinet, which is a regular clarinet, but it plays on a different key, not B flat.

I am in band and i am learning the B flat clarinet.

by band girl December 15, 2014