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Soda Fisting

When your pop gets stuck in the machine so you fist dat bitch until it comes out!!!
That damn Coke Machine stole my dolla so I began Soda Fisting the hell out of it!
by Brush Tits January 6, 2015
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Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds
That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds
by yourmothersantlers December 30, 2011
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double fisting

Double fisting is an extreme sexual activity that must not be confused with fisting. The 'double' often suggests 'two' hands that are inserted into the orafice(s) of women or men.

Double fisting in a woman, might for example, be two well lubricated hands thrust into the vagina, or else two lubricated hands thrust into the anus/rectum.

It might also be two hands inserted simultaneously into both vagina and anus.

Double fisting into the anus/rectum often seriously damages the anal sphincter muscles internal and external, bowel incontinance is sometimes medically irreversible; so would be anal/rectal fisting recipients must be aware of anal 'tearing'.

Vaginal double fisting however is almost without a serious health risk, triple fisting is a regular occurence for women after childbirth; if they so wish it.

There is a slight danger that double fisting performed on virgins will damage the vagina. This is often true, the bartholin gland which produces vaginal lubrication is dependent on gentle stimulation, and double fisting can send this tiny gland into spasm.

Double fisting can be enjoyed by women of any age and recent polls suggest that Scandanavian women in their 50's who have had one or more children particularly enjoy the sensation of being double fisted. The Finnish word for double fisting is 'Torn-Berry' a word named after Finlands second largest city where double fisting is almost a cultish phenomenon amongst mature women.
Helga, the Finnish air hostess met me in Helsinki and suggested double fisting, I was a little shocked, but once I had inserted both of my hands into her deep and cavernous vagina I felt a kind of nirvana creep over me. Her face was contorted yet ecstatic in a surreal unison of hand meets orafice.
by clinton sounds April 13, 2005
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blueberry fist

1: to masturbate with a recently broken hand. (bruising should be present)
2: masturbating so violently that one breaks their hand.
"I gave myself a blueberry fist before they put my cast on."
by Adam Basich February 19, 2008
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Playdo fists

A fat persons hand upon making a fist. Because of the excess fat around the hands, knuckles are not defined. This means the fist is blob like and sometimes they have small dimples where pronounced knuckles can be found on the hand of a person of average build. This gives the appearence of a childs sculpting of a hand from child friendly Playdo modelling clay.

Having Playdo fists restricts the owners ability to deliver an effective punch if needed.
As Lucy sat writing her essay I noticed she had playdo fists
by Jim Birtwisle December 7, 2007
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fish fisting

grabbing a fish and violently fisting it through the mouth until your hand pokes out the end. From there you use it as a sex toy. From there you drink the cum out of it and say "mmm tastes fishy".
Yo ,did you have fun fish fisting last night?
by IFuckedYourDad January 11, 2017
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Molten Fist

The act of catching your own jizz midair when you pull out after having sex with a girl, then fisting the girl and opening your hand while it's inside the girl.
"bro she talked a lot of smack until I had sex with her and then gave her the molten fist"
by Facillier February 15, 2021
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