Laxo finter Webs

Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.

"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Finter Webs! :O"
"Oh."

by GoldOilMarker March 17, 2009

poo-fender

When someone doesn't "use the brush after they flush" on a regular basis in the workplace.

Damn girl - the Poo-fender has been at it again! That biatch doesn't use the brush after she flushes yo!

by LouUnder June 19, 2015

all-festered-out

All-Festered-Out: All smoked out. Having smoked enough marijuana and don't want or need anymore. Can't get any higher.

No thanks. I'm all-festered-out!

by JopKatz December 7, 2015

Tristin Fetters

Tristin Fetters is a sexy man with a beautiful smile. He has the best smile and if u date Tristin Fetters stay with him forever. He is the kindness most open-hearted man. His dick is massive and u really want to sleep with him. He will never pull something on u to hurt u. He loves his family and his girl. He is an amazing dad and will never give up.

person 1: That guy's hot and he has a nice smile.
person 2: His name must be Tristin Fetters

by Tomhas josh November 19, 2020

Tristin Fetters

Tristin Fetters is a loving kind person. There is no one even close to as kind he is. He will put everything into his relationship. He will never give up on anyone or anything. He is very open minded and has a great sense of humor. he loves to be goofy and sometimes say random things but that's just how he is. He will never cheat on a girl and never put her in harms way. He can be shy when it comes to fighting but if mess with his girl or family he will fuck u up. He loves everyone in his family and friend and he will never give up on u. He is really sexy and handsome. If u have a Tristin Fetters in ur life never let him go.

person 1: Dang he's hot and he looks like a real gentlemen.
person 2: His name must be Tristin Fetters.

Tristin Fetters is a super kind and gentlemen like guy

by Tomhas josh November 19, 2020

Finger Fetter

A female version of a Circle Jerk.

“Oh yeah, did you hear what happened at that lesbian bar downtown?”

“No. What Happened?”

“A group of ladies had a Finger Fetter in the bathroom.”

by James Trickington II December 18, 2020

mr fetters

an abused an troubled vice principle that takes out all his pain in the form of calls home and detention

mr fetters: yo fetters fetters just gave me detention for throwing a hot cheeto

by saintdictionary September 13, 2021