Facebook Fever

The unwavering addiction to Facebook, or any other social network that makes you check your page multiple times a day

1. Dude, I just got another message on Facebook!!
Seriously man, I think you have Facebook Fever...

2. Facebook whores have Facebook Fever!

by Andrew La Brier March 4, 2009

yellow fever

When a white male has an excessive attraction towards females of the Asian persuasion regardless of how FOBISH or jacked up looking the girl really is; he’ll still think she’s the most fuckable thing on the planet. Also, they know nothing about the girls culture, can rarely tell the difference between any nationalities, think they all fuck like the girls they see in porn and never heard of Laos until King of The Hill.

Fevered: dude, I wanna fuck Trang!
Friend: are you kidding me? She’s missing half her teeth and is built like a 12 year old boy! Plus she barely speaks English! man! You’ve got yellow fever!

by Mr Wall December 28, 2005

Cat's ass fever

When someone gets off licking cat asshole

Bob: Where is Rick going with that cat?

Tim: He's got cat's ass fever

Bob: That sick bastard!

by Ajax0013 January 7, 2012

arctic fever

when you are attracted to white girls only

Young-chan, do you like Asian girls? No, I have arctic fever.

by Fouad Z August 11, 2008

Internet Fever

feeling unable to get off the internet or having the extreme eagerness to go on the internet.

(Matt): "Fuck school, i need to go on facebook, go on yahoo answers, check my fantasy team, play some shooting games, download music,and look at new porn."
(Matt's Mom): "Matt! Time for school!"
(Matt): "Momm, can I stay home today? I'm sick."
(Matt's Mom): "Why are you sick, honey?"
(Matt): "I have internet fever."

by alexx017 October 22, 2010

Maple Fever

When an American citizen (usually male) has feelings for a Canadian

Hey Kevin do you have maple fever because that's just weird

by Mheff_31 November 8, 2015

Urban Dictionary Fever

When a person does absolutely nothing but look at definitions on Urban Dictionary. There is no cure for Urban Dictionary Fever; the infected suffer until they pass out from dehydration or exhaustion. (They also tend to soil themselves because they don’t get up to go to the bathroom.)

Mike: Dude, all Jason’s been doing for the last 14 hours is reading definitions on Urban Dictionary, and he smells like shit.

Matt: I think he has Urban Dictionary Fever.

Mike: Sick dude.

by Dewit May 14, 2009