fattie auntie

Fattie auntie is a person who loves to eat she had a niece named lizzy and would always feed me food and I would never stop eating

Q:Fattie auntie would you like some food?
A: YES SI PORFAVOR!

by Fattie auntie November 22, 2018

Fatty McButterpants

The guy at Walmart who’s cheeks don’t both fit on the scooter and in his basket.... three butterfingers, Cheetos, Doritos, Spam and deep fried Oreos.

If Tim doesn’t lay off of those Lando-Lakes candy bars he’s going to become Fatty McButterpants!

by BobRoss14 February 4, 2019

ripe fatty

A ripe fatty is an obese woman's vagina that has become ripe from the inability to wash it.

Fat girl: I can't wash my poon because my multiple stomachs get in the way.

Person: You must have a ripe fatty.

by Ripefatty247 August 3, 2015

Fatty melt

Very obese person in a environment above 100 degrees Fahrenheit.

Look, look at the fatty melt that just rolled out of the hot tub!

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

Fatty Egg

La epic roast made by Po (aka Kung-fu Panda from the emoji movie)

Jeff: “Hi Gib.”
Gib: “Exit the area you Fatty egg.”

Jeff: *Is kill*

by Good boye gib March 10, 2018

Squealin' a fatty

Taking a comically large dump.

I ate too much Chinese. I'm going to be squealin' a fatty here in a few minutes.

by Gregdoom May 12, 2016

Fatty McFuckhead

‘Fatty McFuckhead’ is a term created by friendlyjordies to defame or correctly state the horror known as Clive Palmer, a mining tycoon who is disgustingly rich, slobby, has a wife who is twenty years younger than him and he also is an avid Trump supporter. Kill this man now, the TimsTams aren’t enough.

friendlyjordies: Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead
The Whole World: Amen!

by Willybumweetoe May 24, 2022