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Tadpole-Fantasy

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010
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Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.
Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway
by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010
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A Divine Fantasy

Metal band from St. Paul, MN.
by A Divine Fantasy March 30, 2007
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fantasy theater

When one is completely engrossed in a daydream.
I was trying to talk to Tom, but he was totally at fantasy theater, he never said a word.
by mattfoster01 December 19, 2008
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Divorce Fantasy

Divorce Fantasy is the pitiful feeling children experience after their parents end what is usually a tumultuous marriage. On some level, children feel hope that their parents might suddenly someday reconcile & play nice.
Ava kept in the back of her mind a divorce fantasy that her parents would magically turn into Phil & Claire on Modern Family & stop being jerks.
by Ohio Divorce Lawyer Anne February 21, 2014
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Movie Fantasy Disorder

(or MFD) When someone watches a movie that is so awesome that they start to dress and or act like a specific character in the movie and wishes the story line was happening in real life.
Bella watched the Hunger Games last night and now she has MFD (movie fantasy disorder.)
by Charlotte Cullen December 7, 2014
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movie fantasy disorder

Or MFD) When someone watches a movie so awesome that they start to dress and or act like a specific character and wishes the movie was real and they were the main character
Bella watched The Hunger Games last night and she started acting and dressing different. I think she has movie fantasy disorder
by Charlotte Cullen December 7, 2014
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