by $r&Nb September 12, 2020

A calculator that you can spell things on, you can play flappy bird, and you can type out witch craft. All for over $200.
by gegcgecvxhdwvxivwhjdvx September 15, 2020

the act of ejaculating on a mouse ( fur color doesn't matter) and then teasing it till it runs into your lover's vagina/anus
by AlaskanThunderFuck April 18, 2010

When you’re a Caucasian man child that jerks off every time you watch the play Alexander Hamilton. So during sex you fill your partners mouth with hot water and tie a tea bag to your balls. Proceeding to dunk them in her mouth until tea is brewed. While wearing a top hot and saying “I fancy a cup of tea”.
by ThatGuyJohny October 20, 2021

An evolution of a regular Joe. Tends to only make appearances at rare and special occasions. Usually unrecognizable and dressed with good taste.
by Country Jim December 11, 2016
