Evan Tuck

He is the literal definition of a man. He compensates his height for a massive cock and it works. Undoubtedly the most attractive man alive and loves to tell you.

Girl 1: did u fuck Evan tuck?
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock

by theboyboywestcoast July 5, 2019

Evan Bailey

An utter genius and amazing person all round. A very famous person.

That awesome kid is a real Evan Bailey

by roflcopterlolzburger September 6, 2011

Evan Peters

THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD. deserves all the awards

Cody Fern: i don’t eat any buddah
Fans: Evan Peters puts lord of butter in his coffee

by mrs.max1m0ff June 26, 2021

Tristan Evans

Tristan is a hot, sexy, cute and is 1/4 of British boy band The Vamps. He is recently engaged to Anastasia smith. Tristan is from Deven and next year (2019) is the first year The Vamps will be introducing Deven into their tour.

Brad: Aww have you seen Tristan Evans today?
James: Yeah he’s so hot
Connor: I agree

by TheVampsTris July 10, 2018

Rich Evans

Verb: Rich Evansed - This verb is named after the man of Red Letter Media fame: To be spooky accurate in predicting where a story's plot will go next.

Yeah, I watched the latest M. Night Shyamalan flick and Rich Evansed the whole thing!

by OrchardSin June 29, 2021

Sweaty Evan

A player that produces so much sweat while playing FIFA, that he actually causes sea levels to rise which evidently leads to Global Warming

Wow, this n00b on FIFA 12 really is a Sweaty Evan.

by taterbrains January 1, 2012

evan fong

A funny youtuber . has lots of friends to play with,mostly likes games and/or plays them evry day.

Evan Fong how are you?

by DeCePTiOnIzE August 23, 2016