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new england

the best state: out of fifty. where turning signals and blinkas, sprinkles are jimmies, a round a bout is a rotary and the yankees suck ass.
where do u live?
new england
oh got u
by snoopdawgio December 6, 2018
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England

A terrible country, often censored as "Engl*nd." Thar strikes disgust into the heart of any sane man
Person 1: hey I went to England this summ-

Person 2: oh no, I'm so sorry
by JfrFilms August 23, 2021
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Evie England

Your not a Sexy ting but Evie England is.
by EllieCastles April 1, 2020
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New England Style Rusty Lantern

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.
After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.
by daddydeals March 14, 2025
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England

England is a city.
by Zakiboy July 31, 2017
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England jumpscare

When someone pisses you off, you stand over them menacingly, take out your balls, and then put them on the back of their neck.
When your friend, Jarod is bothering you and you’ve had enough you give him the England jumpscare
by ButtBangerCity69 June 21, 2021
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New England Slipping Slide

When a man takes his penis and uses a hollow sounding device to open it up wide, then his partner shits in the hole and removes the sounding device the man must then painfully push the shit out of his penis while his hands are tied behind his back. Commonly used in BDSM.
oh I did a New England slipping slide on her last night
by HHHUIOP January 11, 2018
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