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ego-testical

your ego is so high that the people around you feel that you are trying to pull a Bannon - I E suck your own cock if possible while at the same time of boasting of your own accomplishment..."that person is so ego-testical"
This guy at the Office he keeps being ego-testical by trying to tell us of how he is the best at everything. If possible he would pull a bannon every second of every day and whip it out in front of everyoe to see. What a shameless bastard.
by shim1 September 26, 2017
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Barrington Ego

When someone’s comes back to Barrington Rhode Island and thinks they the man for 6-8 weeks. They always get Piezonies, drive in circles, and enjoy the scenery of this stunning metropolitan city.
Oh yeah that kids an actual bartard, he went to the local CVS and Aidan’s and his Barrington ego went nuclear”
by Bartardimus6482 August 5, 2024
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Ego

A tool brand that sells overpriced, heavy and bulky batteries with run times definitely not commensurate to the price. Their leaf blowers are not too expensive and decent enough but nothing to write home about.
My new Ego leaf blower cost $450 and barely lasts half an hour on the biggest $150 battery but does blow hard.
Meanwhile I paid less than $200 for a Chinese brand 2 stroke blower that blows hard and has lasted me five years and runs for hours between refuels and my dewalt 60v battery cost just $130 but lasts hours even after 4 years worth of charge cycles.
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Ego clepto

Some one who steals people’s personality because they have not found there own true self
There just a bunch of ego cleptos changing there personality to what ever is convenient
by Ryan mallon April 9, 2023
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Egoing

Moreso a juvinile word when someone you are cool with or just admire, does something intentionallly, or unintentionally, to steal some of your ego
"Yo whats up David"
*david who is right in front of him keeps his eyes straight and walks like nobody was talking*
"Jacob, why is david on an egoing spree today?"
by Yackobob September 29, 2025
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Function Ego

When your friend is at a hype function and is getting lit with the alt girls with doc martins and trauma
That mf got function ego (kappa)
by suffer1 December 31, 2022
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Invoking Ego

Hey, fuck yourself. Stop trying to invoke my ego. Nobody buys that shit.
Hym "Didn't I write about this earlier? People like invoking ego as though it alters in any way shape or form what is actually happening. You pay me for that AI you cripple. My ego is exactly where it should be. This is nothing more that vapid motivation policing coming from dog-shit people who would throw the lives of your children in the dumpster literally to get away with stealing. They're already in the ground. The YouTube fucks wanted to make a point about rape porn and/or their religion and now you can kiss your kids goodbye. Elon doesn't think he has to credit or pay me. He thinks he can go on Jordan Peterson's podcast and give a wink and a nod to somebody who 'AI wouldn't be where it is today without *so-and-so*' and we all have to pretend he didn't just dare me to murder your kids. Should I take the dare? What about the weaponized schizophrenia? Is that happening or is it not happening? What am I wrong about here?"
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
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