edwards spliff

a joint rolled with minium weed and will not get you stoned one bit!

Edwards spliff, 0.001 gram of weed to 5g of tobacco

by boonski August 22, 2011

St. Edward

A Private All-Boys High School in Lakewood Ohio. The school is well known as a hotbed for great high school sports, including one of the top 20 Basketball teams in the country. Also home to the best wrestling team in the country. The school has numerous academic awards and continues to provide an excellent level of education.

St. Edward has the best sports in the state of Ohio.

by Roland M. January 4, 2008

team edward

The term used to describe people who are obsessed with twilight and favor edward cullen over jacob black. 99% of the time, team edward fans are people who read twilight when it first came out and fell in love with edward off the bat. team jacob fans are the opposite. they love jacob black despite their inability to have any solid support or reasoning for their infatuation. these people are wanna-be's who became twilight fans once the entire world already knew about it and thought they were cool and decided to be team jacob. never take someone who is team jacob seriously.

girl #1: omg i read twilight 888738 times! IM TOTALLY TEAM EDWARD!

girl #2: really? i read it 10 minutes ago....i must be team jacob!

girl #1: FAG!

by 1234 i declare a thumb war... June 25, 2009

Edward Cullen

Faggot

Hardcore kid: "He's gayer than Edward Cullen."
Fangirl: "Eek!"

by kaelynm June 1, 2009

Edward Mason

Edward Anthony Cullen's human name.

Edward Mason had Spanish Influenza which is why Carlisle changed him. Very very sexy man!

by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009

Edward Scissorhands

A girl who gives horrible, awful handjobs which result in one having a burned, scabby, wrangled, lacerated penis. You will be sore for days to come.

Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!

by CavMan October 17, 2004

Edward Cullen

twilight character.

complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.

he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.

he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.

"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.

See what's happened!?

by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009