A 108 year old pedophile - who thinks he is a vampire. He sneaks into 13 year olds' rooms because he likes their smell.
by team lupin November 18, 2010
Get the Edward Cullenmug. by boonski August 22, 2011
Get the edwards spliffmug. A Private All-Boys High School in Lakewood Ohio. The school is well known as a hotbed for great high school sports, including one of the top 20 Basketball teams in the country. Also home to the best wrestling team in the country. The school has numerous academic awards and continues to provide an excellent level of education.
by Roland M. January 4, 2008
Get the St. Edwardmug. The term used to describe people who are obsessed with twilight and favor edward cullen over jacob black. 99% of the time, team edward fans are people who read twilight when it first came out and fell in love with edward off the bat. team jacob fans are the opposite. they love jacob black despite their inability to have any solid support or reasoning for their infatuation. these people are wanna-be's who became twilight fans once the entire world already knew about it and thought they were cool and decided to be team jacob. never take someone who is team jacob seriously.
girl #1: omg i read twilight 888738 times! IM TOTALLY TEAM EDWARD!
girl #2: really? i read it 10 minutes ago....i must be team jacob!
girl #1: FAG!
girl #2: really? i read it 10 minutes ago....i must be team jacob!
girl #1: FAG!
by 1234 i declare a thumb war... June 25, 2009
Get the team edwardmug. by kaelynm June 1, 2009
Get the Edward Cullenmug. by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009
Get the Edward Masonmug. A girl who gives horrible, awful handjobs which result in one having a burned, scabby, wrangled, lacerated penis. You will be sore for days to come.
Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!
by CavMan October 17, 2004
Get the Edward Scissorhandsmug.