Donutable Event

An event that is worthy of a coworker or manager bringing in donuts to the office in order to celebrate the event.
Gee, we passed that audit with flying colors. Isn't that a donutable event? Hey ask Tom if he is bringing in donuts tomorrow.
by Filled-up Employee November 20, 2009
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donut diet

The quintessential diet to put on a spare tire.
Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.
by Hellsangel June 05, 2015
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Donut Buddies

Those other awesome souls you encounter when doing circles in the snow in the barren parking lot next to the old K-Mart Garden Center. They will politely wait safely along the outskirts while you take a turn, expecting the favor to be returned. All of this is communicated intuitively. When it is their turn, they will certainly try to show off and one-up you, and it continues on like this until all of the fresh powder is ruined.
KB: There's someone else here doing it too! That's hilarious.
Erotica: You guys are donut buddies!
KB (silently to herself): Yes we are...yes we are.
by artichoky January 17, 2020
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Wet donut

A lesbian sex move. One lady pisses on the others pussy and then tries to aim inside the hole.
Yeah me and Marissa tried to do the wet donut last night.
by Socialghostt January 25, 2021
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bake the donuts

According to Joe Budden bake the donuts means to hit the studio.
I'm about to bake the donuts and release a new mixtape.
by blacknacoustic December 15, 2010
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Donut porn

A fat chick undressed eating a box of donuts for the pleasure of others
Guy 1: Did you watch that new upload on pornhub last night

Guy 2: that shit was some hardcore donut porn.
by Dan the car guy February 17, 2019
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War-donut

An unattractive but sexually available woman, inhabiting low-rent bars and pubs. A sad, misguided individual seeking some sort of meaningful relationship through easy sexual encounters with the sleazy characters found in said dives.

Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.
OK, I know you're drunk. If I see you trying to pick up that War-donut, I'm dragging you out of here by your hair!
by longrider700 March 04, 2015
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