desert eagle

This weapon is god's gun or a bfg(big f***ing gun)

me:god i have sined...
God:*cocks Desert eagle*
me:god plz im soh sorry
God: i know u are *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
me:ochiez *sad face*

by A1ex March 30, 2008

Desert Theory

The Theory that: If one were ever lost for an extended period of time in a desert, that if you were to see any member of the opposite sex you would automatically be attracted to them due to sexual deperation.

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going to an all boys school is rough...im attracted more and more everyday to my 55 year old math teacher, it's not my fault, im just conforming to the desert theory.

by Thomas F December 9, 2008

mexican desert

A dry place with no tree's north of mexico city & south of california..

Yo gringos I live in a dry mexican desert, Fire ant's my only amigos!
I know I go ur cuntry become rich man, I have mexican love for caleefornia, buy mexican taxi help me hombres...
Yep I give up this ole' stinking mexican desert.....

by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006

desert eagle

where you rub your dick in the sand and get sand all over it and then have sex with a woman immediately after

she was a nasty bitch, so i gave her a desert eagle

by campkillyourselffan1366613666 September 24, 2007

Desert Rat

A person growing up in Phoenix Arizona. One real mother fucker and employs use of non compliance globalism. Often found digging in dumpsters for shit. A Desert Rat is also street smart but not in a gang sense. Often refers to people from California as fake posers and not real desert children.

man, that guy is so cool! he is a real desert rat! he makes us look like faggots.

by Desertrat February 13, 2015

Desert Oogee

A slang term for Desert Eagle. This way of saying it expresses much joy and fondness for the Desert Eagle pistol manufactured by Israeli Military Industries and provided by Magnum Research Inc. This expression is most often used when describing the .50 caliber version of the Desert Eagle pistol.

Oh, Jesus! Look at how funny Desert Oogee is when fired point blank at that woman's face!

by E March 25, 2005

Desertify

- to beat someone in the face with the desert of their choice.

Hey Bethaniel, i'm about to desertify your face with my Drumstick.

by BLUMPKINTOWN May 13, 2011