ditch the hero get with the zero

basically, this is a phrase a single guy would say to a girl who is in a relationship.

ditch the hero get with the zero - break up with michael and go out with jon.

by imtheship November 20, 2007

ding dong ditch

when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves

ugh ding dong ditch. we need to get some boys in this town

by DINGDONGDITCH February 9, 2008

tongue-scoop the stink ditch

oral sex perfomed on a woman.

After she gave me a blumpy I had to tongue-scoop the stink ditch.

by Tiny Alice May 25, 2006

Ditching an Ancona in the Big River

Taking a shit.

Anne Tifa: "Sorry I didn't respond to your signal message, I was ditching an Ancona in the Big River."

by Com Yunist February 12, 2017

tongue shovel her stink ditch

The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.

Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.

by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 30, 2007

national don’t ditch ur gf day

National don’t ditch your gf day

Addie: Lets go to the movies!
Zach: Yess
addie gets all excited

Zach: Can’t go anymore byeeee
Morgan: Wow zach you really did this on national don’t ditch ur gf day

by momowrz December 6, 2019

Ditch Diva

A woman whose confidence exceeds any walk of shame. She does what she wants and deserves. She is unapologetic. After a night of fun she ditches whatever his name was. She walks home as if in the hall of fame the next am. Kiss ass broad who calls the shots.

Ewwwww she's a Ditch Diva! She has one night stands all the time and brags!

I wish I could be a ditch diva but I am so embarrassed after a one night stand walking home in shame.
A woman who doesn't care what people think or she can't do what men do.

by Diva Dish June 18, 2022