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Dirty Squirty 

Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.
Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty
Dirty Squirty by WordToYourMother69 September 1, 2021
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dirty Amelie

dirty Amelie, the unique technique of painting done by constantly being "high as fucking shit" and using a chewed worm on a string as an instrument to paint with.
For this painting i used the "dirty Amelie" technique. Im pretty proud of it.

dirty charlie 

When you take a huge shit in a tube sock and beat someone with the sock filled with poop.
If you don't shut your mouth real quick you are going to get the worst dirty charlie in the world, asshole.

Dirty Matthew 

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.
Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.
Dirty Matthew by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020

Dirty Scalia 

To apply the political philosophy of Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia to dirty talk during coitus.
Ralph told Sally, "my penis is as rigid and unyeilding as Scalia's interpretation of the constitution!" The dirty Scalia made her smile in satisfaction while she read the Federalist papers and he pounded her from behind.
Dirty Scalia by Tim Clayton March 28, 2007

Dirty nigger

The type of nigger that is dirty and usually obsessed with sex
Nigger 1: Yo my nigger how's it going?
Nigger 2: I just beat my meat to a 45 minute long porn video
Nigger 1: Your a Dirty nigger
Dirty nigger by Dadthatisafather February 28, 2019

Dirty Roybal

A Dirty Roybal is when you eat out someones ass and then kiss them right after.
Did you hear that Steve gave his girlfriend a Dirty Roybal?
Dirty Roybal by UrbanFan54 February 3, 2010