log dew 

Dew that comes from a log and is very tasty with beans on toast.

Waiter, can I have some more log dew please it is very nice?

log dew by Meldrew Eyebrows May 3, 2018

Milton dew 

Someone who smells like mildew but to give them a more creative name.

Dang milton dew smells like mildew.

Milton dew by Gomer Pyle over der July 6, 2018

DILL DEW 

When your member smells like meldew

Pulling my pants down to piss I smell dill dew

DILL DEW by mantis422 September 24, 2018

wee dew 

for when you’re feelin funky or weeded

omg dude i haven’t slept in 98 hours and i feelin wee dew!!

wee dew by Leandria horses February 18, 2019

Mossy dew drop 

A guy with facial hair is having morning sex with his woman and she has an 80's bush, after he finishes he then goes down on her until his face and her bush glistens with both his and her juices.

My beard is so soft today, must have been that mossy dew drop. But boy is has some stank.

Mossy dew drop by 911Mongo June 7, 2019

vern dew 

Crazy, unhinged, deadly;

Run for your life, it’s Vern Dew!

vern dew by Edensgrace July 24, 2019

mountain dew black label 

the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.

mountain dew black label was the rain.

mountain dew black label by F.JjJjJ January 15, 2020