The Deck Of Many Things

An evil item that will immediately destroy and plot structure when it is introduced into the game

this option was removed when the deck of many things used "The Fates" card deleted this quote

by The DM January 17, 2019

Deck dick December

A free pass to slap a guys dick. Guy/girls! If it’s a guy it’s not gay it’s just deck dick December. Girls just need to have fun. Deck, slap, kick, grab, or squeeze. Your choice. It’s a free pass for everyone all month of December!!!

You wanna hide your cock because it’s deck dick December!!!

by Big man 60 October 10, 2019

Upper deck levels

The levels beyond the next level.

Yoyoyoyoyo we're on upper deck levels.

by The returned mack March 20, 2020

gurney my deck

Giving oneself a very sloppy, deep-throat blowjob.

I need to work on my flexability so I can gurney my deck.

by SlurpieJoe June 26, 2020

Back deck orangutan

When a knuckle dragger reaches in her own sphincter and grabs some feces and throws it at you

Damn, Johnny she really got you with that back deck orangutan last night at the party!

by Sir chazzed March 4, 2022

deck someone out

to beat someone up, typically used as slang by surrey jacks

surrey jack 1: imma deck you out

surrey jack 2: damn pull up then

random 1: yo surrey jack 1 decided to deck someone out and he lost
random 2: fr?? he’s a goof

by vanillaleaf December 23, 2022

tech deck time

funny vidieo dowload it on kazza

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by len April 5, 2003