Decent-ish

Not quite decent, obviously

I believe that my jokes are decent-ish

by DigitalJumper August 8, 2017

Desert Castle

A desert castle is what terrorist(s) create in middle eastern countries to hide out. These castles are made up of nothing more than rocks, random pieces of metal, and garbage.

American Soldier 1: Where do you think the terrorist are hiding? American Soldier 2: Probably hiding in one of those desert castles in the middle of nowhere.

by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017

decent bloke

That cunt who always fucks shit up.

That Luca guy is a decent bloke.

by spoontongue October 4, 2017

deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.

That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!

by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

OMG she had the worst desert hamburger.

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

desert canary

A wild burro or donkey

If you listen closely you can hear a desert canary braying in the distance.

by Panamintburro November 29, 2017

desert camping

When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.

Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.

Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.

by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018