Crunch knuckle

When a b**** try to bust your nuts

The best. She bust me so she's trying to crunch knuckle me

by Methanight Joe leis November 12, 2019

Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.

I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.

by MillerLite6969 March 9, 2019

Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

Cap'n Crunch

A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)

"I'll give you a real Cap'n Crunch tonight if you're good."

by Captain Wally March 16, 2019

Crunch

Crack cocaine.

I'm looking for some crunch, I wanna get high!

by Baphomet March 19, 2019

Cap'n Crunch

Best Cereal Ever!

Person1:"I Just Ate Cap'n Crunch"

Person2:"yes"

by LeafxD123 May 9, 2019

Crunch

Much like brunch which is the merging of Breakfast and Lunch, this is the merger of Cranky and Lunch when your child joins you for a lunch whilst overtired.

I don’t recommend you join us for Crunch today. Our child hasn’t slept.

by Expecting84 May 19, 2019