Crime Pickle

A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.

Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.

That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.

by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022

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Intent Crime

Not what I was doing.

Hym "But it IS what YOU are doing and the fact that it's retaliatory is proof of intent. It's an intent crime. Hey, if Nietzsche thought the religion was a tool for the weak to rule over the strong... Why would Jordan Peterson's interpretation of the 'Death of God' be correct? Why would Nietzsche want people to return to God if 'God' is 'the weak ruling over the strong?' So no. You're doing the same thing to me that you're doing and DID (while he was alive) to Nietzsche."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025

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Crime

ex underrated c ops player with the highest ping ever , made a good team called disobey but didn't get the chance to make it big

Crime - Not Crime

by cCcrime May 6, 2021

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Owls Crime Squad

Owls crime squad is the swfc firm. The firms top boy is Archie

Did u see Archie an the OCS lads last weekend

Yes the Owls crime squad destroyed the Leeds scum

by Lmao_._lmao September 8, 2016

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Crime

New form of gayness as in gay. gay, gay gay gay gay, gay gay. gay,

tom is commiting a crime

by 3842yrkshajsk November 18, 2021

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The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012

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