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National car crashing day

On the 11th of june it’s National car crash day, so get into a car crash. I mean, it’s legal! Who are gonna tell on you? The PEOPLE you just ran over?
He’s dead Because I ran into him Because it’s National car crashing day
by A Dumb joke May 11, 2019
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sprinkler crashing

Playing and running through someone else's sprinkler without their permission.
Sprinkler crashing is fun for the kids on a hot day.
by Proclus_Plato August 18, 2019
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Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.
That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.
by BitcoinBill April 24, 2018
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Crash

(The name) Crash is a person who thinks they are more emo and edgy than they actually are, they have a lot of friends but dont think so, is obsessed with music and probably has a long complex gender identity and sexuality
I heard somewhere that Crash can play 7 instruments!

Crash goes through books like a fat cat through food
by CrashmasterB November 27, 2017
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ko crash

This Nigga Will Fuck Yo Bitch....

In The Mouth Doe!! 😂😂😂
Ko Crash Fucked Your Babymom, In The Mouth Doe!!
by Realest Nigga Ever!! June 18, 2018
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crunchy crash

When the anime streaming site, crunchy roll, releases a new episode of anime that become so popular it crashes the video you're trying to play.
"I was gonna watch the new episode of dragon ball super but the crunchy crash was so bad it wouldn't even load!"
by lloCaste May 3, 2018
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meteor crash

when you want to break the awkward silence by flipping a table and setting shit on fire. also involves the breaking of pots and repeating bellyflops on the table.
Jake: BRO! jerry just meteor crashed my house!
by DAMMIOT January 19, 2017
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