craig-ified

you only know once it's too late

Oh no! You're going to get craig-ified!!

by ivebeencraigified June 26, 2022

Craig

The most beautiful and radiant boy across the land, his smile lights up the universe shining brighter than any star. He is my beam of light in this cold solace place of solitude. I’ll love you forever and then on

My little snow bunny Craig is the cutest thing ever

by Cr•aig September 19, 2022

Craig

Craig is a person who tend to be making sensitive jokes but always make it clear its a joke and he is a big weeb and cant play db legends.

Craig is short.

by Pan dblgndz June 13, 2020

matt craig

poggers. an absolute unit.

"wow, did you see matt craig over there?"
"yes"
"how wouldyou describe him?"
"poggers"

by hottestgirl445 December 31, 2020

Craig's Lobotomy List

The place to find employees to staff a front office.

First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.

by phiddy February 19, 2010

Craig Feldspar

Played by David Higgins, he is a worker at the Lucky Aide mart on the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He is a lonely, geeky man with a cat named Jellybean. He also has a huge crush on Lois, despite her being married.

Craig Feldspar is a hilarious character.

by daddyjenkins February 14, 2022

Craig

This is someone who constantly complains about not having a girlfriend but doesn't do anything about it.

Damn! That guy is exactly like Craig!

by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 26, 2023