Crack Dragon

An ancient, contemporary, mystical, and scrawny creature that appears to be a cross between a dragon and a canine. Usually addicted to crack cocaine.
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by Primo22 October 31, 2011
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Crack the Tubes

The act of opening cans of beer.
Bruce 3: "Crack the tubes, right!" (starts opening beer cans)
by Bruce 3 August 21, 2009
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cat on crack

Aaron Gibson's cat in his homemade video with inverted colors. A cat that just sits there whil he is manipulated.
"Hello cat on crack."
by Mr. Cool66 November 15, 2006
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crack whacking

Exsessive masturbation. As one does when they are high off crack, coke, or any other stimulant drug.
"dude, I was so horny last night I was crack whacking it for hours!"

"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."
by Minndy April 09, 2008
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crack of hell

When you have to wake up extremely early.
Yesterday Fred had to wake up at the crack of hell to get to his 6 oclock race.
by Hansel Grossenberg August 28, 2006
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crack strength

When you get super-freakishly strong, probably off of crack.
Q :How did Amy Winehouse manage to break out of rehab?
A: She probably had crack strength, and just scaled that wall
by glitterati December 09, 2008
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