Exsessive masturbation. As one does when they are high off crack, coke, or any other stimulant drug.
"dude, I was so horny last night I was crack whacking it for hours!"
"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."
"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."
by Minndy April 9, 2008
Get the crack whackingmug. A mighty tree in San Francisco that possesses mystical powers, it emits an irresistable crack vapor. *used mainly for drug transactions & public urination*
by LoL_What April 4, 2009
Get the crack bushmug. by Kizzy wizzi July 2, 2009
Get the Curly Crackmug. 1. The process whereby a group of men go looking for sex with drug addicted prostitues in the ghetto.
2. When well-paid pro football players, just days before a superbowl game, get arrested in Miami while cruising for drugged up prostitutes in the ghetto (this really happened!!),
3. The act whereby dumbass bachelor party participants who are too cheap and too stupid to pay for real hookers/strippers will instand op to find much cheaper (and more dangerous) hookers who are willing to have sex for the price of their next drug fix
2. When well-paid pro football players, just days before a superbowl game, get arrested in Miami while cruising for drugged up prostitutes in the ghetto (this really happened!!),
3. The act whereby dumbass bachelor party participants who are too cheap and too stupid to pay for real hookers/strippers will instand op to find much cheaper (and more dangerous) hookers who are willing to have sex for the price of their next drug fix
Bob: I want to have sex, but we're too dumb, lazy, fat, ugly and broke to get any hot girls without having to pay for it.
Tom: I know - let's call up the guys and go crack whoring in the ghetto.
Bob: Yeah! Because if we go with a bunch of dorky looking white and/or asian guys we won't get mugged, beatin' and robbed by the Homies when we cruising through the hood looking for skanks.
Tom: I know - let's call up the guys and go crack whoring in the ghetto.
Bob: Yeah! Because if we go with a bunch of dorky looking white and/or asian guys we won't get mugged, beatin' and robbed by the Homies when we cruising through the hood looking for skanks.
by viking2121 May 8, 2009
Get the Crack Whoringmug. by Scout1 January 17, 2008
Get the Crack Boatedmug. started early in th nineties through out ballarat, someone whom goes home early from an event or festivity shall be sed to hav cracked a sam, originating back to the original sam who made this famous throughout the university if ballarat, one also can use the term when a person or persons gets mad or angry over something which another person or persons have sed.
"for fucks sake did u go home at 12 last night, thats the third time u have cracked a sam this semester"
"hey i did not crack a sam"
(by saying they have not cracked a sa m they have hence confirmed that indeed they have cracked a sam)
"hey i did not crack a sam"
(by saying they have not cracked a sa m they have hence confirmed that indeed they have cracked a sam)
by samantha tibbles December 9, 2008
Get the crack a sammug. When you fart loud enough to shake the earth beneath your feet and animals flee. It came and went with out a smell to be smelled. You know it to be CRACK THUNDER.
by Frank Wadels July 22, 2015
Get the Crack Thundermug.