crab apple

N. An accidental post anal sex ball of feces that emerges just after one removes his penis.

Chris did his girlfriend in the butt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor.

by Tom Denzemore August 28, 2007

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crazy crab

When a woman has sex with five men (at least) with one guy in each orifice, one in the mouth and one in each hand. She looks like a flailing crab on its back going crazy!

"Me and the indoor soccer team went crazy crab with the coaches wife. She loved it!"
"Man, I love seafood!"

by The Red Devil September 19, 2006

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Jimmy Crab

Chesapeake Bay male blue crab

Bubba you see the numba one jimmy crab hangin from the crab pot.

by Chainsaw Charlie October 20, 2007

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Cracked crab

When people get caught in pictures with they legs spread all open and they ain't leaving nothing to the imagination

oh girl did you see the picture of ________ last night, girl! that was cracked crab!

by AlexZanderRoxas September 08, 2010

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crab race

A fun game amongst intentionally dirty unwashed people (gutterpunks, crusties) to race their body lice gainst each other. Body lice live in dirty unwashed wellworn clothes and bedding

Gutterpunks like having crab races

by Dirty Danny September 04, 2005

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