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Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.
"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
by Guinness718 December 12, 2024
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clutched

when you skip 1:13 with an insane pace
I FUCKING CLUTCHED IT, YEAH BABY, TWO QUICK ONES, LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE
by king_D__ April 20, 2022
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Clutch

toMa is the definition of clutch.
I pulled a toMa before I could hit the ground, it was a good clutch.
by UnyunAllium August 31, 2022
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captain clutch rider

Excessively rides the clutch in car
by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018
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Dutch Clutching

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...
by McLame July 30, 2020
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pop the clutch

Pop the clutch is when someone spends money - "clutch" being a woman's purse.
Daddy said, "Can I take you to the drive-in tonight?"
Then she said, "My direct deposit hasn't even hit, and you already tryin' to pop the clutch?"
by Moo Moo 68 June 28, 2020
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Clutch

Jackson Hastings during Round 6, Monday 18th of April Jackson Hastings slots in a clutch field goal to hand Parramatta the wooden spoon
“Are you as clutch as Jackson Hastings?”
Yes mate, I’m clutchl
by Futurehndrix April 18, 2022
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